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FLAVOUR NOTES

Ethiopian single origin:

Expect plenty of attitude from this cup.

A wonderfully fruity and smooth experience, which will awaken your senses and have your body and mind ready, no matter what the occasion.

 

For those mornings when you're 90% caffeine deficiency and 10% existential dread.

 

Grumpy Flamingo doesn’t care if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed — he lives there.

 

☕ Bold enough to wake your brain.

🦩 Grumpy enough to match your mood.

💁‍♂️ No flapping. Just pouring. And maybe a little passive-aggressive muttering.

 

Perfect for humans, humans channeling flamingo energy, and anyone who’s had enough before 9am.

 

(Actual flamingos not included. They’re too busy judging us from one leg).

 

GRUMPY FLAMINGO

PriceFrom £10.20
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